why did egyptians shave their heads regularly
to be more pharohdynamic
actually it was because they didn’t want to get ticks and fleas because you know “i’m royal and an itchy scalp and diseases are beneath me” was a thing, even the woman did it they all just wore wigs
no it was to be more pharohdynamic
im so easily amused oh my fucking god but the pepper what the fuck
loOK HOW SHOCKED THE PLUG SOCKET ON THE WALL IS OMF G
I did not order this box of cat.
HOW ARE YOU COMPLAINING LOOK AT ITS FACEEEEEEE
REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches
I got Sonic the Hedgehog.
Sonic the fucking Hedgehog.
Maybe I cracked the egg too fast.
I got Isabelle from animal crossing :o
I got Rogue Titan gettin’ krunk. I was not disappointed.
OH MY GOD I GOD EREN IN TITAN FORM TWERKING
aHHHHH THIS IS WHAT I GOT IM sO HAPPY
*mobile users scream in the distance*
this isn’t even a problem
A mystery we may never solve